Titbits from Elsewhere
Kenyan Diary
Tia Goldenberg's blog is one of the best I've encountered. She is a 24 year old Canadian journalist who went to Kenya to escape the harsh Canadian winter and to try to forge a future career in journalism. She worries about her future. She has no need to - she is a very powerful writer. This item from her blog, Kookoo for Kenya is her entry for 21st August 2007.
"On your left, poverty" - tourists flock to Kenyan slums
Nairobi (dpa) - "On your left is Kibera, Africa‘s largest slum," says James Asudi, sitting in a large, white safari van ferrying tourists to the informal settlement.
The van, the type which is ubiquitous in Kenya‘s game parks, hobbles down Kibera‘s bumpy roads, passing scores of people in bedraggled clothing, barefoot children with mucus running down their faces and little girls with tightly braided hair playing skipping rope they‘ve made out of various pieces of rubber.
Asudi runs one of at least three tour companies that offer visitors to Nairobi a chance to get away from wildlife and see a different side of impoverished Africa.
But this type of tourism has generated some controversy in the East African country, where half the population lives on less than one dollar a day, many of them in congested slums, in tiny shacks made of mud and corrugated tin.
Asudi said he brings tourists here to expose Kibera and Nairobi‘s other informal settlements to the world, but critics charge he is exploiting the residents of the sprawling slums.
"People say I am operating like a zoo. I don‘t conduct Kibera tourism for my benefit," said Asudi who added he is known as a "rogue tour operator" in Kenya‘s flourishing industry.
"I want to expose Kibera to the whole world so misfortunes are known the world over and the people here can get donations," he said.
Asudi has had 12 visitors embark on his slum tours since he began them in January, compared to about 40 clients who have ventured on more conventional tours like wildlife safaris.
On the way to the slum, tourists can pop open the safari van‘s detachable roof to get a better look and a better shot of Kibera residents going about their business and once out of the car,
tourists walk past the sights of everyday life in the slum.
Women hunched over a big basin of soapy water, scrub clothes vigorously. Visitors pass common toilets run by various aid agencies which residents must pay five cents to use. And they meander past tiny rooms equipped with a pool table or cramped bars airing the latest football match.
The tour guides, a couple of Kibera residents, explain about flying toilets, plastic bags used when toilets are just too expensive or unavailable, and then flung high above the tin roof shacks.
People lining the serpentine streets hardly flinch when they see tourists mostly because visitors - from British Prime Minister Gordon Brown to comedian Chris Rock - seem to flock here.
Kibera, which houses between 250,000 to a million people, gained notoriety in the British film The Constant Gardener and has since become a prime location for high-profile names to spur some publicity.
On a recent trip by United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon, residents voiced their disappointment at the visits which they said never result in any tangible benefit for them.
"Slum tourism has become an inevitable result of raising the profile of the slum situation in Africa. The idea should be looked at seriously so that it benefits the community and doesn‘t exploit it," said Sharad Shankardass, spokesman for the UN‘s housing agency, Habitat.
Slum tourism is relatively new in Kenya. The idea took off about 10 years ago in South Africa‘s Soweto slum where tourists can pop into former president Nelson Mandela‘s home and then stop for a bite to eat at some of the restaurants that cater to the visitors.
Shankardass highlights Soweto as a successful form of slum tourism where the community actually reaps some rewards.
But residents of Kibera say they don‘t see the fruits of welcoming strangers into their neighbourhoods.
"I feel like I am in a zoo," said Amos Lewick, 18, who sells mandazi or donuts, for eight cents a piece on a main pathway. "If they can help us fix this slum, they are welcomed."
Asudi, the tour operator, said he charges tourists 100 dollars for the trip into the slum - 40 dollars is for transportation and 60 dollars is a recommended donation which is used to buy staple foods like sugar, flour and cooking oil.
The food is distributed to women who are all "affected by HIV," Asudi said. And tourists actually hand the goods over to the residents themselves.
But the 10 women Asudi referred to are all neighbours of one of the resident tour guides, which elicits some questions from tourists about how far donations raised actually reach.
"I‘m not sure that I would recommend the trip because I‘m not sure it benefits the people on the ground," said Yvonne Meyer, a German native who has worked in Kenya for three years and brought her mother to see the slum.
And while the majority of Kibera‘s residents said they did not mind having tourists stroll through their streets, some are taking advantage of the influx of foreigners.
One woman, dressed in a colourful head wrap and matching dress, sold dried fish on the side of the road - a perfect photo opportunity, despite the wafting smell and swarming flies.
"One hundred shillings (1 dollar and 50 cents)," she said, as a blond tourist approached her, camera in hand.
"Twenty shillings for fish, 100 shillings for a photo."
Image: "A mama mzee at Nyumbani village, near Kitui, Kenya" by Tia Goldenberg
Snapshot Poem
It's not often during my blog crawling that I find good poetry. I believe the piece reproduced below with the permission of the author, 'Skellie' is a wonderful exception. You can find the original 'Watermark' blog by clicking on the link. You will find some more poetry there, as well as some well-constructed, thought provoking comment.

I remember how it will
happen. Leaves will fade
and brown, the sky will
grow wider. Snow will
thicken in the mountains.
The news will speak of war,
famine, extinctions. Coasts
will tremble beneath storms
called rare, unusual, brutal.
Widows and mothers will
grieve; fathers will fold flags
on the sideboard. Children
will not understand, but
they will rage. Skies bared
by fallen leaves will close
again with fog and falling
snow. Winter will come.
'Skellie' offers blogging tips, writing services and more at her main site, skelliewag.org
A Tribute to "My Mum"
It's not often The Old Hack is moved to tears. I therefore wanted to share this beautiful and moving tribute to a lost mother by "Buffy", first published on Helium. Buffy is a relatively new writer, and I recommend you keep an eye on her work. She is most definitely a rising star of the future. Her article is reproduced below with her permission.
My mother passed away fourteen years ago this month. There is not a day goes by that I don't remember her with love, affection and gratitude for the life and love she gave to me.
My wonderful Mum came to Australia as a war bride. She lived in India until she was 21, when she met my Dad who was on leave from the war. They met, married and three weeks later were on a boat to Australia.
Poor Mum, she had no idea what she had let herself in for. She came to a strange country, was left to live with slightly hostile relatives she had never met before and who had never even heard of her, and her husband went back to the war. She then found out she was pregnant and her son (my brother) was born. He did not get to meet his father until the war was over and he was six months old.
After the war ended Mum began her life as a farmer's wife. They had no money, lived in an old dump of a house with borrowed and secondhand furniture, and Mum began teaching herself how to cook, sew, keep house and raise children - three in all. She also had to deal with the fact that she had no family in this country and so was very isolated. Dad's family and friends had to become her family and friends. Over the years she gradually lost all members of her family and my heart broke for her when the inevitable telegram arrived, or phone message was received.
To all who knew her she was an absolutely amazing woman. Besides having a heart of gold and helping anyone who needed any assistance of any sort, my Mum quickly learned how to sew, knit and crochet all of our clothes, she was a brilliant cook and entertainer and she worked very hard on the farm assisting my Dad. People of all ages came to Mum for advice and she intuitively knew how to comfort and console people in their hour of need.
As far as being my mother, well, she was just my whole world. I loved her for her generosity, caring, her love for her children and grandchildren and I loved her particularly for the wonderful role model that she was. I was so grateful because I was lucky enough to have her as my Mum. She was the centre of our family, and now life without her has changed us all. We've had to learn to be without her physical presence, to be without her love and support, and to try to become the example that she would want us to be.
We all miss you so much - My Mum. (Marjory Helen Poett (nee Speirs) 1922 - 1993)
Buffy's profile and more of her work can be seen by following this link to Helium
Satellite Navigation
My thanks to prolific blogger Keith K, for the following piece, published on his blog, "Travelrat's Travels" recently. Keith also occasionally writes for Helium.
In the early 1990s, I was given a piece of kit to assist with my work. The Global Positioning System, or GPS. I wasn’t impressed.‘How is it’ I asked ‘that the bloody thing only works when I know where I am anyway?’
Nowadays, it’s the in-car navigation system, SATNAV, which, it is claimed, will do everything except put coins in the parking meter at your destination. However, we’ve all heard those horror stories about big trucks and coaches being directed along unsuitable roads, even railway lines and riverbeds.
I will admit SATNAV is a useful tool … but, like Wikipedia, any information you get from it should be treated as guidance, rather than set-in-concrete gospel. I think, for instance, of the time it announced ‘You have arrived at your destination’ at the end of a narrow lane, with an unmade track leading from it into the forest.

To be fair, if I’d continued along that track for a mile or so, I would have arrived at the restaurant I sought …but, I wouldn’t have given much for my suspension afterwards. Instead, I reached for the road atlas.
However, SATNAV won’t hear of you going this route. I swear, if you decide to follow the road-signs, instead of obeying its instructions, the voice gets shriller as it screeches ‘Turn around NOW !!!’ at you. And, do I detect an air of resignation when it finally decides to work out a new route from where you actually are …sort of ‘All right! If you insist!’
I have one thing to say about it. I don’t know where the quote came from, but for a long time, it’s been one of my favourites:
‘He who never got lost, never went anywhere’
British Motto? Anybody? No?
I am deeply indebted to Harry Aldridge for allowing me to reproduce the following from his blog, "Curious Snippets from a Cynical Optimist" Harry's writing can also be found at Helium.com

"Britain: At least it's not France/Germany/America (delete as appropriate)"
"Britain - all it needs is a coat of paint"
"Smile! You're on CCTV"
"It never rains but it pours"
"Error 404 - Latin Translation Server Gateway Timeout"
"Pandemonium ad Asbo"
"Float Like A Butterfly, Sting Like A GB"
Have any better ones? I think Uruguay has it nailed with their motto "Libertad o Muerte" (Liberty or Death), although unfortunately this no longer applies to Britain. My own contributions below..
"Britain: Made in China"
"Britain: Weak and Easily Manipulated"
"Britain: Welcome Comrades"
"Britain: We used to rule your ass!"
"Britain: A State of Decline"
"Britain: Vorsprung Durch Technik"
